Bill Gates and Laloo

Gates: Namaskar! you must have heard of Windows. 

Laloo: Oh yes! most govt. offices we have the single window clearance concept. 

Gates: At home have u installed Windows? 

Laloo: I have removed all windows due to increased burgalaries in our house.

Gates(Confused): Then what is the system you operate on?

Laloo: OPERATION? Yes, I had a Hernia operation last month.

Gates(Sweating): Hope the internet is being used a lot in India. 

Laloo: Oh Yes! Due to increased mosquito problems many people are  under the net.

Gates: By the year 2010 India should export computer chips. 

Laloo: We are already exporting Uncle Chips. 

Gates(Feeling very Uneasy): do you regularly use LapTops? 

Laloo: My grand-child sleeps on the top of my lap. 

Gates(Heavily Sweating): The Chief Minister of Andhra Pradesh knows a lot about RAM and ROM.

Laloo: RUM? Prohibition is being lifted and it will be shortly available in A.P.. 

Gates(Feeling Dizzy): I would like to take your leave before my system crashes.

Laloo: I have exhausted all my leave.

Gates: I have no energy left_inner, let us go out and have a bite.

Laloo: BITE? I believe in non-violence. I will not bite. 

Gates: (System Crashes and Found Missing). "Windows is restarting. Please wait............."