Joke : The Milk

The 98-year-old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying.

So, the nuns gathered around her bed, trying to make her

last journey

comfortable. They gave her some warm milk to drink, but she

refused.

Then one of the nuns took the glass back to the kitchen.

Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey received as a gift

the previous

Christmas, she opened and poured a generous amount into the

warm milk.

Back at Mother Superior's bed, she held the glass to

her lips.

Mother drank a little, then a little more and before they

knew it, she

had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop.

"Mother Superior," the nuns asked earnestly,

"please give us some

wisdom before you die."

The Rev Mother raised herself up in bed and with a pious

look on her

face, said..

...."Don't sell that cow!"